To borrow a phrase from Jay Leno, when he once interrogated actor Hugh Grant about straying from Elizabeth Hurley for a dalliance with a prostitute…what the hell were you thinking?

In a world of uncertainty, where divisiveness and confusion are the norm, there are few things you can count on with absolute certainty. Thank God for the hapless Seattle Mariners.

Baseball games are long enough without Jay Buhner adding to the mix...

Me, my kid, a major leaguer and Dave Niehaus...